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She says, “Sure thing, but I gotta ask, what’s with the honeycomb and the donkey?”

He says, “Well, my wife found a genie’s lamp, and her first wish was a home fit for a queen, and she ended up with a honeycomb. Then she asked for the nicest ass ever, and so she got this very well-behaved donkey.”

The mistress asks about the third wish, and the midget says she wished I had a dick that hung past my knee.

She says, “Well, that doesn’t sound so bad.”

“It wouldn’t be that bad except I used to be 6’3”!”