I'm no doctor, but if anyone here is gonna save this man's life, it's the girl on the right
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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Visit To The Brothel
A midget walks into a brothel with a honeycomb under his arm and a donkey following closely behind. He asks the headmistress for a woman for the evening, as his wife had left him.
She says, “Sure thing, but I gotta ask, what’s with the honeycomb and the donkey?”
He says, “Well, my wife found a genie’s lamp, and her first wish was a home fit for a queen, and she ended up with a honeycomb. Then she asked for the nicest ass ever, and so she got this very well-behaved donkey.”
The mistress asks about the third wish, and the midget says she wished I had a dick that hung past my knee.
She says, “Well, that doesn’t sound so bad.”
“It wouldn’t be that bad except I used to be 6’3”!”
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A Question About Anal Beads
Yo. When you put anal beads in your girl are you supposed to pull them out slowly or real quick like you're trying to start a lawnmower?
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Satan’s Department
Hello Friends, this is Satan. I’m here to remind you that plagues, great floods and, pandemics are god’s department. I just do orgies and metal bands.
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A Scientist’s Invention
Scientist: …my invention can create matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid, and solid.
My asshole:
You know, I’m something of a scientist myself
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Men Who Think Ahead
Her: I really like men that think ahead.
Me: I already drank a liter of pineapple juice.
Her: What?
Me: What?
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At the Supermarket
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
“Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you’re blocking the fucking Lunchables?”
