hotel: room 332, enjoy ur stay
dad: i assume the porn is disabled?
hotel: no it’s only regular porn you sick fuck
Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white

When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise

YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.

SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF

A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …

Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?
Really?
Well the one I fucked did