When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES

When you blow a handful of black pepper in her face mid-ride to make her sneeze so the pussy tightens

TODAY ON THE BUS I TOLD A LADY SHE HAD SEMEN ON THE BACK OF HER SHIRT.
SHE SAID IT WAS PROBABLY YOGURT.
I’M PRETTY SURE I DON’T EJACULATE YOGURT.

When you just got done clapping some single mom cheeks and need to hydrate for the next round
What’s the ultimate rejection?
When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.
*MASTURBATES IN DISGUST*

Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”
What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?
Holy infant, so tender and mild.