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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Georgia Man Kept His Mother in a Freezer

    Georgia Man Kept His Mother in a Freezer

    GEORGIA MAN KEPT
    DECEASED MOTHER IN
    FREEZER FOR YEARS
    FOR “CASUAL SEX”

    Thats one cold mother fucker

  • Her Milkshake

    Her Milkshake

    Her
    Milk Shake
    Brings All
    The Boys
    To The Yard

  • A Question for Mummy

    A Question for Mummy

    Mummy, can you
    get pregnant
    through anal sex?

    Of course my child,
    where do you think
    politicians come
    from?

  • When You Finally Get a Girlfriend

    When You Finally Get a Girlfriend

    WHEN YOU FINALLY
    GET A GIRLFRIEND,

    BUT YOU FORGOT THAT
    YOU DON’T HAVE TO
    BLOW HER UP.

  • Her Parents Ask About Intentions

    Her Parents Ask About Intentions

    Her parents: what are your intentions
    with our daughter?

    Me:

    BARRY McCOCKINNER

  • When Your Parents Name You

    When Your Parents Name You

    When you wish your parents
    understood English when they
    named you

    Màkunt Izichi

  • When She Adds Some Tongue Action

    When She Adds Some Tongue Action

    When she sucking yo Meat and
    adds some tongue action.

    are ya ready kids?

  • Can We Go to Hooters?

    Can We Go to Hooters?

    Me: can we go to Hooters?
    Wife: you’ve got Hooters at home
    The Hooters at home:

  • You Coming to the BBQ?

    You Coming to the BBQ?

    Me: you coming to the bbq?

    Her: what bbq?

    Me: the one where I slap my meat across your grill

  • Ten Years On The Island

    A man is stranded on an island for 10 years. He sees something in the distance coming his way. As it gets closer, he recognizes that it is a person in scuba gear swimming his way. When the person reaches the shore and stands up, he sees that it is a gorgeous woman.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    She asks him, “How long have you been here?”

    “10 years,” he says.

    She asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

    “10 years.”

    She unzips a little pocket and takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She lights one up for him and hands it to him. As he takes a puff, she says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a shot of whiskey?”

    “10 years,” he says.

    She unzips another pocket, takes out a silver flask, and hands it to him. Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?” and starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit.

    He gets very excited and says, “10 years. I can’t believe you have a set of clubs in there!”

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