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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Catch a Coyote at His Age

    This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the hind legs and starts screwing it.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    “Oh my God!” she exclaims and drives into town to find the local law. She sees the local sheriff’s car parked in front of the town bar.

    “It figures,” she says as she storms inside.

    The first thing she notices is an old, old man with a long white beard sitting in the corner jacking off.

    She runs up to the sheriff who’s sitting at the bar with his drink. “What kind of sick town are you running here?! I drive into town and almost run over some cowboy sodomizing an animal… and then… I come in here… and see this old man in the corner jacking off right in public!”

    “Well, ma’am,” the sheriff slowly replies, “You don’t expect him to catch a coyote at his age, do ya?”

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  • Room 319

    A man went to a whorehouse to get some practice performing oral sex on his old lady. The woman at the front desk gave him a key and told him to go to room 319. He went in and there he saw his lady of the evening. He told her why he was there and she gave him a few pointers and told him to get down to it.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    He began performing oral sex and was, by her reaction, pretty good at it. But something strange happened. About five minutes into the deed he felt something in his mouth. He stealthily spit it into his hand and saw to his amazement that it was a piece of carrot.

    “Oh man, that’s fuckin nasty!” he thought, but he said nothing and continued. Five minutes later he came up with a pea.

    “Christ! I can’t take this much more. There’s something wrong with this bitch.” But again he said nothing and gave it one more shot. This time it was a piece of chicken. He could stand it no longer.

    “Fuck! I can’t do this anymore! I’m gonna throw up!”

    “That’s funny,” the hooker said, “That’s what the last guy did.”

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  • Heelys Dick

    Heelys Dick

    when you said you was gonna stop sucking dick but u see a nigga wearing heelys

  • Fuck Like The Government

    Fuck Like The Government

    I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like The government.

  • Angry Raccoon

    Angry Raccoon

    angry raccoon

    When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

    After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.

  • Wont Do What You Tell Me

    Wont Do What You Tell Me

    FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

    FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

    FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

    FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

    MOTHERFUCKER……..UGGGGH!!!!

  • Something I Dont Know

    Something I Dont Know

    hmm.. lovely weather today

    pft

    tell me something I don’t know

    your Grandma’s ass can take my whole fist..

  • Drug Dealer vs. Hooker

    What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

  • Stuck Up Cunts

    What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing.

    They’re stuck up cunts.

  • How Do You Get a Gay to Fuck a Woman

    How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?

    Shit in her cunt.