GEORGIA MAN KEPT
DECEASED MOTHER IN
FREEZER FOR YEARS
FOR “CASUAL SEX”
Thats one cold mother fucker
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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Georgia Man Kept His Mother in a Freezer
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A Question for Mummy
Mummy, can you
get pregnant
through anal sex?
Of course my child,
where do you think
politicians come
from? -
When You Finally Get a Girlfriend
WHEN YOU FINALLY
GET A GIRLFRIEND,
BUT YOU FORGOT THAT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO
BLOW HER UP. -
Her Parents Ask About Intentions
Her parents: what are your intentions
with our daughter?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER -
When Your Parents Name You
When you wish your parents
understood English when they
named you
Màkunt Izichi -
When She Adds Some Tongue Action
When she sucking yo Meat and
adds some tongue action.
are ya ready kids? -
You Coming to the BBQ?
Me: you coming to the bbq?
Her: what bbq?
Me: the one where I slap my meat across your grill -
Ten Years On The Island
A man is stranded on an island for 10 years. He sees something in the distance coming his way. As it gets closer, he recognizes that it is a person in scuba gear swimming his way. When the person reaches the shore and stands up, he sees that it is a gorgeous woman.
She asks him, “How long have you been here?”
“10 years,” he says.
She asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“10 years.”
She unzips a little pocket and takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She lights one up for him and hands it to him. As he takes a puff, she says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a shot of whiskey?”
“10 years,” he says.
She unzips another pocket, takes out a silver flask, and hands it to him. Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?” and starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit.
He gets very excited and says, “10 years. I can’t believe you have a set of clubs in there!”
