The problem with having a Smurf fetish is that once you’ve seen one blue pussy, you’ve seen them all.
Meh Thoughts
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What Jedi Use to Open PDF Files
What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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I failed my college photography exam
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
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If life gives you lemons, make a delicious lemonade.
If life gives you lemons, make a delicious lemonade. If life gives you a tennis bracelet, though, you know life is trying to make up for hitting on your co-workers at the office party.
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Every book is an “educational book,” if you read it.
Every book is an “educational book,” if you read it. Even if the only lesson you learn is, “Man, this book sucks.”
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Did you know that there are 47 distinct ways to masturbate?
Did you know that there are 47 distinct ways to masturbate? Thanks, Wankepedia!
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It’s Perfectly Normal
When my daughters were much younger, I tried to explain to them that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.
But they still make fun of me.
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In retrospect, I shouldn’t have screamed and fled the room. I’m
In retrospect, I shouldn’t have screamed and fled the room. I’m pretty sure now that she wasn’t a cannibal after all and was probably just trying to be sexy when she said, “I want you inside me.”
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Is it OK to have oral sex with a 95-year-old woman?
Is it OK to have oral sex with a 95-year-old woman?
I wasn’t sure, and my friends said it was a bit of a grey area.
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The Clapper and the Mime
Does the Clapper still turn the lights on if a mime is doing the clapping?
