They say you can’t tame a wild rose. And even if you could, probably the only trick you could teach it would be “stay.”
Meh Thoughts
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Interesting bit of cultural trivia: The literal translation of the Japanese word
Interesting bit of cultural trivia: The literal translation of the Japanese word “karaoke” is: “look like a friggin’ idiot.”
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The librarian at the public library suggested that I could get more information
The librarian at the public library suggested that I could get more information regarding my ancestry if I were to talk to a genealogist about it. That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard. I don’t even have a vagina!
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The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates
The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates my eccentricities, like using exactly 2.5 tablespoons of lube, and that it has to be applied clockwise to both my cock and her sphincter, once before and once midway through. Yep, I’m *very* anal about anal.
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I failed my college photography exam
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
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If I could change jobs to something I’m bad at, I’d be a barber.
If I could change jobs to something I’m bad at, I’d be a barber. The pay’s no good, but I’d giggle myself to sleep every night.
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Only Have a Croc Pot
I was going to cook alligator for dinner…
But then I realized I only have a croc pot.
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Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
