Two nuns were riding their bikes to church.
One of them says “I’ve never come this way before”.
The other replied “it’s the cobblestones.”
Meh Thoughts
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Nuns on Wheels: Cobblestone Confessions!
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Wouldn’t it be great if pharmacies had people handing out samples like they do at the
Wouldn’t it be great if pharmacies had people handing out samples like they do at the supermarket? I guess the drug companies just aren’t as market-savvy as those pork rind people.
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I thought the elementary school kids might enjoy seeing my
I thought the elementary school kids might enjoy seeing my collection of giant roosters and stolen cats. But for some strange reason, the principal called me and told me to keep my huge cocks and hot pussies at home.
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You know you’re getting old when, each time you order wine at a restaurant, you find
You know you’re getting old when, each time you order wine at a restaurant, you find yourself sounding more and more like Thurston Howell III.
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I finally went on an excursion with Celebrity Cruise Lines, and there was a whole lot
I finally went on an excursion with Celebrity Cruise Lines, and there was a whole lot less drunken hoohah-flashing than I’d hoped for.
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Shaking Like a Crack Whore
Sometimes at the office, my co-worker tells me I drink too much coffee and makes fun of me by saying I’m “shaking like a crack whore.” Good thing she doesn’t know what I do in my off-hours.
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If you drink Coke Zero, I shall assume you fancy killing hobos for sport.
If you drink Coke Zero, I shall assume you fancy killing hobos for sport.
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My Wife’s Cooking
One thing my wife’s cooking has managed that mine never could:
The dog doesn’t beg at the table anymore.
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My husband says he won’t buy me the crossbow I asked for for Christmas.
My husband says he won’t buy me the crossbow I asked for for Christmas. He says I might accidentally shoot him. I suppose there’s a fine line between “accident” and “on purpose.”
