It takes a lot of effort to inflate a new love doll, but it’s worth it. The look of wide-eyed, open-mouthed excitement when you introduce your two ladies to each other pretty much guarantees you a three-way sandwich.
Meh Thoughts
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Bob Pope
The pope should change his name to Bob. Then he would be Bob Pope, and he could have charity golf tournaments and go around the world on tours with a star-studded cast as his entourage. It would certainly liven up his shows a bit.
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I once saw a beaver on the side of the road and was disappointed because he was just
I once saw a beaver on the side of the road and was disappointed because he was just sitting there, seemingly doing nothing. Then I realized he was probably just watching for the cops while the other beavers were busy stripping a stolen Camaro for parts.
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In my defense, it’s only one little letter.
In my defense, it’s only one little letter. Nevertheless, the judge wasn’t buying my argument that slaughter is the best medicine.
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The Butcher’s Accident
Did you hear about the butcher who fell backwards into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
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Sometimes when I’m in the shower, all hot, wet and naked,
Sometimes when I’m in the shower, all hot, wet and naked, soaping up my breasts and having fun with the showerhead, I try and think of ways to incorporate that scene into a filthy Rumination. Unfortunately, no luck so far.
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Demented Exhibitionist Guy
I bet one of the hardest parts of being a superhero is remembering which phone booth you left your clothes in. And by “superhero,” what I mean is “demented-exhibitionist-guy.”
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The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next
The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next morning.
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I went to a wet t-shirt contest.
I went to a wet t-shirt contest. I bet it would be a lot more fun if they could have got girls to wear them. Now that I think of it that place was probably just a laundromat.
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My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding.
My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You’d have to be really laid back not to have a problem with something like that.
