Apparently there’s this website, WheresGeorge.com, that will enable you enter a serial number to track where your dollar bills have been. That’s gotta be a lot more accurate than my tasting method.
Meh Thoughts
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Just one nail
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail. -
To be perfectly honest, sometimes when I say I want to make
To be perfectly honest, sometimes when I say I want to make love, I really just want to fuck.
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The good news: I passed my sobriety test!
The good news: I passed my sobriety test! The bad news: I was so happy, I tried to hug the cop and I got tased.
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When I turned 40, I decided to clean up my act and gave up drinking and smoking.
When I turned 40, I decided to clean up my act and gave up drinking and smoking. Man, it was tough — there’s no way I’d have gotten through that period without my heroin.
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A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to
A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to recommend a urologist or a landscaper.
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Haven’t Heard From Him Since
Another friend recently quit his job to pursue a career to be a mime.
I haven’t heard from him since.
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A MILF Shake
What’s the term for getting a handjob from a single mom?
A MILF shake.
