Wouldn’t it be great if pharmacies had people handing out samples like they do at the supermarket? I guess the drug companies just aren’t as market-savvy as those pork rind people.
Meh Thoughts
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Life lesson: Never play Naked Quarters if you don’t know what’s
Life lesson: Never play Naked Quarters if you don’t know what’s in the glass your friends refer to as “The Money Shot.”
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Two-Hit Obscurity
The only music groups more obscure than the one-hit wonders were those unfortunate enough to have only two hits, thereby keeping them out of any category worth remembering.
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I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
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If it’s so damned all-loving, why doesn’t the Light get off its lazy ass and come down
If it’s so damned all-loving, why doesn’t the Light get off its lazy ass and come down the tunnel to see *us*?!?
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Yoda’s Secret Last Name Revealed!
Yoda’s last name…
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Most people don’t know Santa Claus has a half brother, Ralph
Most people don’t know Santa Claus has a half brother, Ralph Claus, who brings heart-beating-through-yourasshole hangovers on December 26th.
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I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m
I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m just bitter because the one I ordered online arrived without any air holes.
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If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking
If your girlfriend starts smoking….
…slow down, and use a lubricant.
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Boy, does my wife hate it when I order the 2-piece white-meat KFC lunch combo and call
Boy, does my wife hate it when I order the 2-piece white-meat KFC lunch combo and call it “breast feeding.”
