I was datin’ this girl from Eaton.
Or maybe it was the other way around and she was from Dayton.
Meh Thoughts
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Etsy: Proof we really need waiting periods and background checks before letting someone
Etsy: Proof we really need waiting periods and background checks before letting someone buy a glue gun.
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My Wife’s Cooking
One thing my wife’s cooking has managed that mine never could:
The dog doesn’t beg at the table anymore.
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I don’t know why men are always so interested in tits. On the
I don’t know why men are always so interested in tits. On the other hand, I don’t know why *I’m* so interested in them either. Ah, the mysteries of life.
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They say the biggest sexual organ is really the brain. I still
They say the biggest sexual organ is really the brain. I still kind of like my huge, throbbing meat missile though.
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Jimmy Buffett: “Blah blah booze blah blah Tijuana blah blah sailboats blah blah weekend.”
Jimmy Buffett: “Blah blah booze blah blah Tijuana blah blah sailboats blah blah weekend.” White people: “WOOHOOO!” Travis Ruetenik
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The problem with being a scat freak with a cold is that nobody
The problem with being a scat freak with a cold is that nobody knows what to think when you tell them you feel like fucking shit.
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— I don’t know what came over me
— I don’t know what came over me.
