Hey, People Magazine! Unless you’re worried about angry letters from necrophiliacs, you can just say “Sexiest Man.”
Meh Thoughts
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A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best
A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best things about Prom are right there in its name.
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that end in loud, intense orgasms — all while wearing my granny
that end in loud, intense orgasms — all while wearing my granny panties.
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I Can’t Wait to Rub It In
I have been diagnosed with a rare condition and my doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream medication.
I can’t wait to rub it in.
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Lifting up my bra in New Orleans should have gotten me a
Lifting up my bra in New Orleans should have gotten me a standing ovation, but “that don’t help the houses get built!” according to my douchebag Habitat for Humanity supervisor.
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And so I left Cape Canaveral wiser than I had arrived.
And so I left Cape Canaveral wiser than I had arrived. Maybe I hadn’t gotten Jeff Gordon’s autograph, but I had learned that NASA and NASCAR are not the same thing, and in the long run, that was probably more valuable.
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I don’t understand the fuss about letting gays serve in the
I don’t understand the fuss about letting gays serve in the military, especially when you consider how much the army likes to keep its privates at attention.
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You had me until “Hello.”
You had me until “Hello.”
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Of all the knee joints in all the world, why did he have to cum
Of all the knee joints in all the world, why did he have to cum all over mine?
