McDonald’s brags about their billions and billions of hamburgers sold, but they never mention the hundreds of thousands that get thrown back up.
Meh Thoughts
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“Thursday” is just another word for “penultimate day before we collectively bestow
“Thursday” is just another word for “penultimate day before we collectively bestow gratitude to our Creator on Facebook for the upcoming weekend.”
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This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.
This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.
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Absinthe makes the schlong grow harder
Absinthe makes the schlong grow harder.
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My husband says he won’t buy me the crossbow I asked for for Christmas.
My husband says he won’t buy me the crossbow I asked for for Christmas. He says I might accidentally shoot him. I suppose there’s a fine line between “accident” and “on purpose.”
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How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might
How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might explain why I’ve been having so much trouble finding the clitoris.
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Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
