As much as there is no “I” in team, the next time management demands the workers do some stupid and demeaning job, they will find that “M & E” are down at the bar watching “T & A.”
Meh Thoughts
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I’ll bet Pat Benatar has been punched by a lot of strangers who just thought they were
I’ll bet Pat Benatar has been punched by a lot of strangers who just thought they were being clever.
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(Stephanie S. Thompson) Every rule has it exception — even the
(Stephanie S. Thompson) Every rule has it exception — even the Golden Rule. If you enjoy receiving anal sex, for example, it would be wise to get permission before you “Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.”
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Removing It From the Church
What’s the hardest part of being an organ donor?
Removing it from the church.
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The great thing about elves must be that Mrs. Claus can fuck 10
The great thing about elves must be that Mrs. Claus can fuck 10 or 12 of them before she finally gets tired.
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Teach a Man to Fish
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he becomes a lazy SOB who never works because he’s “gone fishin’!” Thanks a lot, genius!
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I’d imagine that in those jungle cultures where people subsist on bugs, it would make
I’d imagine that in those jungle cultures where people subsist on bugs, it would make sense to have at least a “30-second rule” if you were to drop your lunch on the ground.
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You Should Be Hung
I was sitting down having a beer watching my wife mow the lawn, and this old lady came over and shouted at me, “You should be hung!”
I shouted back, “I am… that’s why she mows the lawn!”
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I don’t know the right response for when my wife shows me her new hairdo, but so far
I don’t know the right response for when my wife shows me her new hairdo, but so far I’ve ruled out “What on earth happened?” and “Is it windy out?”
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Christmas is NOT the most wonderful time of the year; it’s the time of year when
Christmas is NOT the most wonderful time of the year; it’s the time of year when millions of people cut down perfectly good evergreens and shove them up angels’ asses.
