In my day, I’ve done some really terrible things for money.
Like getting up early to go to work.
Meh Thoughts
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Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that’s* true.
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I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got
I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got off, and dropped him at the bus stop after giving him $2 — and he never gave me back my change!
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Apparently, making love to your gin and tonic will get you thrown out of most bars, if
Apparently, making love to your gin and tonic will get you thrown out of most bars, if not arrested. Thanks for nothing, Billy Joel. R.M. Weiner
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“STOP BLOWING IT FOR EVERYONE!!” I yelled at the fluffer on the
“STOP BLOWING IT FOR EVERYONE!!” I yelled at the fluffer on the set of our “Addams Family” themed porno.
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The concierge looked at me funny when I asked to get extra
The concierge looked at me funny when I asked to get extra coffee and lotion delivered to my room, but, hey, I may be on vacation, but my penis isn’t!
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Took the kids up to Nantucket one weekend for the Limerick Festival.
Took the kids up to Nantucket one weekend for the Limerick Festival. Boy, was that a mistake.
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Stars in my eyes
The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
