Those bastards at the dating service rejected my application because the three adjectives I chose to describe myself were “intense,” “trigger-happy” and “loner.” Oh, wait… silly me: “Loner” is a noun! Well, *that* explains it.
Meh Thoughts
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*Strangling* fish in a barrel, although not as easy, is ultimately more satisfying.
*Strangling* fish in a barrel, although not as easy, is ultimately more satisfying.
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I really thought I was finally over my crying-over-spilt-milk stage.
I really thought I was finally over my crying-over-spilt-milk stage. That is, until I dropped my toothpaste and was crestfallen.
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As a high school teacher, I always try to boost the self-esteem of teenage girls.
As a high school teacher, I always try to boost the self-esteem of teenage girls. For example: I started using an alternate scoring system based on bra cup size.
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Careful of your spelling when you Google. There’s a fine line
Careful of your spelling when you Google. There’s a fine line between “Virginia” and “Vagina” in your search results. And most of the “Virginia” links are really boring.
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Rule #1 of Jedi Square Dancing: Do-si-do or do-si-do not.
Rule #1 of Jedi Square Dancing: Do-si-do or do-si-do not. There is no do-si-try.
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Football in the Background
I was a cameraman in Dallas for three years before I realized that they have a football game in the background of all those cheerleader performances.
