Using the men’s room stall immediately after another guy left me torn between being the pleasure of having a warm seat versus being the disgust at using another dude’s ass-heat.
Meh Thoughts
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When my 7-year-old daughter opened her only Christmas gift and found two baby teeth
When my 7-year-old daughter opened her only Christmas gift and found two baby teeth inside, she ran upstairs bawling. Funny, that’s *all* she raved about wanting last year.
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Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold
Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
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I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a
I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a young, barely tattooed cashier to his version of bondage, most of which involves duct tape. I’m calling it “Fifty Shades of Camo.”
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Selling Me a Bridge
My dentist must think I’m incredibly gullible; he keeps trying to sell me a bridge.
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Prose and Cons
I started a poetry club in prison.
It had prose and cons.
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I like Katy Perry.
I like Katy Perry. I’m probably not going to buy her album, but if she did a commercial for the Shake-Weight, I’d watch it.
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The problem with having a Smurf fetish is that once you’ve seen
The problem with having a Smurf fetish is that once you’ve seen one blue pussy, you’ve seen them all.
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I don’t know why my wife complains so much. If I were a bull
I don’t know why my wife complains so much. If I were a bull rider, lasting 8 seconds would win me a lot of rodeo competitions.
