I’m sick of lying in bed and playing with myself all day long. I suppose I need to find someone to do that for me.
Meh Thoughts
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(Jilly G.) It finally dawned on me that I had a sex addiction
(Jilly G.) It finally dawned on me that I had a sex addiction when I found myself asking the pharmacist what I could use to treat penis calluses.
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A Blonde Doing a Handstand
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath!
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Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold
Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
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Helen Keller’s Swing Set
Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set?
You didn’t know? Neither did she.
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Drive-Thru Speaker
I told one of my HMO patients to go get a tonsillectomy, and now he’s mad because he thought I said “appendectomy” and got his appendix removed instead. I guess I should really look into getting my drive-thru speaker fixed.
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Maybe if we made kids color inside the lines instead of allowing this expressionist BS,
Maybe if we made kids color inside the lines instead of allowing this expressionist BS, they’d be able to park in a space when they grew up.
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It Just Rolls Off the Tongue
My favourite word is drool.
It just rolls off the tongue.
