I have a fetish for women’s lingerie. Come to think of it, I have a fetish for just about anything that has a naked lady inside it. /@b0nrmunky
Meh Thoughts
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Incomplete Download
I think my porn was not completely downloaded
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I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth Day” celebrations
I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth Day” celebrations to be exclusionary and somewhat insensitive to beings from their own home planets.
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With its backward-curving fangs and quick-acting venom, the
With its backward-curving fangs and quick-acting venom, the Mexican tarantula is widely known for giving the animal kingdom’s worst blowjob.
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Did you know that everything in the dictionary starts with “E”?
Did you know that everything in the dictionary starts with “E”?
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There I was, twisted up in an erotic sexual pose, while at the
There I was, twisted up in an erotic sexual pose, while at the same time lamenting the deeds of my past and wondering what punishment I might have to suffer in the future. Alas, such is the paradox of my religion, the Karma Sutra.
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I believe you can learn a lot from spending time around small children — assuming you
I believe you can learn a lot from spending time around small children — assuming you don’t already know what a cow says or what the damn wheels on the damn bus do.
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Everything Before That Was a Blur
One of my earliest childhood memories was visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Everything before that was a blur.
