I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with her.
Meh Thoughts
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When choosing between two evils, be advised: If you use the “eenie-meenie-minie-mo”
When choosing between two evils, be advised: If you use the “eenie-meenie-minie-mo” method, you’ll always end up with the second one.
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Be careful if you flip the bird to a proctologist: You might be inadvertently giving him
Be careful if you flip the bird to a proctologist: You might be inadvertently giving him the secret fraternal high sign.
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A Couple of No Shows
I was recently invited to a 3-way.
There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.
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Orthopedic Shoes: From Overrated to Essential!
I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
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I think it would be cool if they came out with an “Extreme Wonderbra,” where guys would
I think it would be cool if they came out with an “Extreme Wonderbra,” where guys would never know beforehand what was behind it — like a wolverine or a pizza.
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Bananas: Prostate Power with a Side of Reminder!
My doctor told me bananas were good for the prostate.
I wish he had also told me I needed to eat them.
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They’ll Turn on You
Never trust a doorknob.
They’ll turn on you.
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I heard Houdini was great at coming out of a box when you least
I heard Houdini was great at coming out of a box when you least expected it. Big deal — sounds like every man I ever dated.
