I don’t see the appeal to mind-blowing sex. During sex, it’s not my mind that I want blown.
Meh Thoughts
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It’s Hard to Say
I told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce.
She asked what’s so special about it.
“It’s hard to say,” I answered.
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A First Date With a Vegetarian Girl
I’m going on a first date with a vegetarian girl I met online.
I’ve never met herbivore.
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Christmas is NOT the most wonderful time of the year; it’s the time of year when
Christmas is NOT the most wonderful time of the year; it’s the time of year when millions of people cut down perfectly good evergreens and shove them up angels’ asses.
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I’ve never left my heart in San Francisco.
I’ve never left my heart in San Francisco. However, I did once leave some toenail clippings outside the Topeka Greyhound station.
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Secretary of Defense
If the top doctor and top lawyer are called the Surgeon General and the Attorney General, how come the person who heads up the military is called the Secretary of Defense? I suppose it’s because he can type really fast.
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What a waste of time and money.
What a waste of time and money. Studying the ‘Tang Dynasty for my Ph.D. isn’t nearly as interesting as I had originally thought.
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Sometimes you just want a guy to throw you to the ground and
Sometimes you just want a guy to throw you to the ground and fuck the living shit out of you. Other times you just want him to bring you your entrée while it’s still hot.
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Habit Forming
The national committee of tailors has issued a warning about making clothes for nuns.
Apparently, it’s habit forming.
