THROWBACK TO MY FIRST RACE
I WON !!
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Illegal to Own a Christian
PATHEOS.COM
Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians
Robert Noble: This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them.
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Instead of a Zamboni
If minor league hockey teams really want to rope in the fans, they should use a chick in a bikini with a flamethrower instead of a Zamboni.
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Fuck Trump Doesn’t Mean That
EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
DONALD THATS NOT WHAT “FUCK TRUMP” MEANS
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Sit Somewhere Else on the Bus
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she:
A) has intimacy issues
B) is frigid
C) needs to sit somewhere else on the bus
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Saving Up All Week for Our Date
Guy: I’m really excited about our date tonight, I’ve been saving up all week for it
Girl: That’s so sweet of you but I really don’t mind splitting the check
Guy: I’m not talking about money
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Vampire Came By for a Little Sucky Sucky
Omar Ibrahim 12 hrs ·
Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky
Vampire: don’t say it like that
