Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I get it, it’s not “birds of a feather fuck together.” But I’m

I get it, it’s not “birds of a feather fuck together.” But I’m still not canceling the bird orgy.
I don’t see the appeal to mind-blowing sex. During sex, it’s not

I don’t see the appeal to mind-blowing sex. During sex, it’s not my mind that I want blown.
I love skiing. Time in the mountains, fresh snow everywhere, and

I love skiing. Time in the mountains, fresh snow everywhere, and rock hard nipples on every hot woman within sight.
I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair

I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair turns into a Slip-‘n’-Slide after reading a good HumorLabs issue.
I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I

I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I should probably be able to tell the difference between fucking and acupuncture.
I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband,

I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband, then lift my leg and pee on him.
I’m not saying my girlfriend’s vibrator isn’t loud; I’m just

I’m not saying my girlfriend’s vibrator isn’t loud; I’m just saying her neighbor should know that helicopters can’t land on the roof because there’s no room up there.
I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, but that’s only

I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, but that’s only because he’s probably heard it his entire life and I don’t want him to feel bad.
There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a

There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a Daisy Chain.
Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that

Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that I’m with another woman. Then again, so does she.