“Wooooo… I am the Holy Spirit! What you are doing is a SIN!”
“Nonsense—masturbation is healthy and natural.”
“No, I meant strangling hookers.”
“Oh, right. Tbat.”
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Handshake Alternatives: Docking
CORONAVIRUS (COVID-19) HANDSHAKE ALTERNATIVES
THE BUMP
THE BOW
DOCKING
THE FOOT TAP
de.gov/coronavirus
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Flappuccino
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
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The Missionary Position
THE MISSIONARY POSITION
MOTHER TERESA IN THEORY AND PRACTICE
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
FOREWORD BY THOMAS MALLON
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Don’t Deep Throat So Far Then
Philip: Gay men make me puke
Rubberbandits: Don’t deep throat so far then.
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Illegal to Own a Christian
PATHEOS.COM
Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians
Robert Noble: This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them.
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Instead of a Zamboni
If minor league hockey teams really want to rope in the fans, they should use a chick in a bikini with a flamethrower instead of a Zamboni.
