If you don’t eat your candy corn in three separate color coordinated bites, you’re a lazy bag of shit.
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Swallow
What bird doesn’t have kids?
Swallow.
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Betty White So Old
Renowned Philanthropist @SortaBad
Betty White is so old she starred on a 7-season TV show about being old that went off the air before most of you were born
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It Must Have Gotten Married
Her: That thing is broken, it has stopped sucking.
Him: It must have gotten married.
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Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk
Her: My lips are so dry
Him: Doesn’t that hurt when you walk?
Her: What?
Him: What?
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LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service
jordanreviewsittt 6d
Starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low low price of $5/month I’ll comment on their LinkedIn “that’s a stupid idea” every time they post something.
