Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • International Women’s Day

    International Women’s Day

    International Women’s Day

    COULD HAVE IRONED IT. Just sayin…

  • When Your Girl Is Giving You a Handjob Under the Table

    When Your Girl Is Giving You a Handjob Under the Table

    When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table.

  • Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?

    Because you don’t turn your back on family.

  • The Figure Skater at the Bar

    An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown, and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar.

    After a couple of drinks, they start comparing injuries.

    “None of my teeth are my own. I once lost seven teeth during one game,” says the hockey player.

    “Well, that’s nothing. During my career, I broke each and every one of my bones,” replies the rodeo clown.

    The figure skater rolls her eyes and says, “I used to be a Red Sox infielder. Do you have any idea what that ball can do to a man if you forget to wear the jockstrap?”

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  • Pepper

    A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one.

    Woman #1 asks if she’s okay.

    Woman #2 says, “I have this reaction where anytime I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”

    Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it.

    Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word:

    “Pepper!”

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  • Inspect Her Gadget

    I’m starting a vibrator repair service.
    I’m calling it “Inspect Her Gadget.”

  • You Can Get Us Two Bills

    You Can Get Us Two Bills

    You Can Get Us Two Bills

  • I didn’t know she sold flowers

    My girlfriend asked why I never buy her flowers.

    I told her I didn’t know she sold flowers.

  • Order Up: Cheeseburger or Hand Job?

    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
    CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
    HAND JOB: $10.00

    He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.

    “Can I help you?” she asks.

    “I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

    “Yes,” she purrs. “I am.”

    The man replies, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.”

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  • No Public Restroom

    No Public Restroom

    No Public Restroom