Her: That thing is broken, it has stopped sucking.
Him: It must have gotten married.
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk
Her: My lips are so dry
Him: Doesn’t that hurt when you walk?
Her: What?
Him: What?
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LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service
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Starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low low price of $5/month I’ll comment on their LinkedIn “that’s a stupid idea” every time they post something.
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Side Chick Food Truck
“Hear me out – a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I’ll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it’ll only be open on Sunday’s. I’ll call it Side Chick”
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Cockatoo
Do you happen to own a parrot?
‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.
