“GIVE ME MORE BALLS!” -me, playing this Arkanoid game
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s
Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s about time someone did.
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“Gary? Why are you installing side-by-side claw-foot bathtubs in
“Gary? Why are you installing side-by-side claw-foot bathtubs in the yard?” “Read the fine print on the Cialis box, Karen.”
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If you don’t eat your candy corn in three separate color
If you don’t eat your candy corn in three separate color coordinated bites, you’re a lazy bag of shit.
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Swallow
What bird doesn’t have kids?
Swallow.
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Betty White So Old
Renowned Philanthropist @SortaBad
Betty White is so old she starred on a 7-season TV show about being old that went off the air before most of you were born
