Tone: crude

Crude humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Tired of Being Used

    Tired of Being Used

    I just wanted to show her my memes. Next thing you know my weiner is in her mouth. I’m tired of being used.

  • Mom Ordered Door Dash Again

    Mom Ordered Door Dash Again

    Oh look, your mom ordered Door Dash again. 😈🤣

    SEMEN

    WTA GAGS.COM

    WGS HI BLOW

  • Nose Grazes the Butt-Clit

    Nose Grazes the Butt-Clit

    When she’s slurping your meat from behind and her nose grazes your butt-clit ever so gently

    I’m gonna squirt!

  • New Look Same Coconuts

    New Look Same Coconuts

    When you shave your balls

    NEW LOOK SAME COCONUTS

  • Eat My Ass PLS STOP

    Eat My Ass PLS STOP

    when she comes in drunk but you

    sober

    eat my ass

    PLS STOP

  • Mellencamp

    Mellencamp

    When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp

    mellencamp

    To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”

  • The Elephant Trunk

    A man goes to the doctor, absolutely desperate. He says, “Doc, I was in a horrible accident and lost my penis. I can’t live like this, you have to help me!”

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    The doctor says, “Good news, we have an experimental procedure. We take a baby elephant’s trunk, graft it on, and it works perfectly.”

    The man agrees immediately. The surgery is a success.

    Two months later, the man brings a beautiful woman home for a date. Things start heating up, and suddenly, the man feels a twitch in his pants. The trunk-penis is waking up.

    As they are sitting there, the elephant trunk unzips his fly, creeps onto the table, reaches into the breadbasket, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back under the table.

    The woman is stunned, her eyes wide.

    “That was… amazing!” she says. “Can you do that again?”

    The guy smiles, wincing in pain, and replies, “I’d love to, but I don’t think I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!”

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  • Gloreo Hole

    Gloreo Hole

    GLOREO HOLE

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Trans Fat

    What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

    Trans fat.