Crude Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

You know what’s a stupid color? Orange. It’s like red and yellow

You know what’s a stupid color? Orange. It’s like red and yellow had a deformed little abortion. Fuck you, orange.

(B0nrMunky) There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named,

(B0nrMunky) There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named, “Your Wife Looks Like A Stuck Up Cunt In That Hat.”

I went on a date with a woman everyone knows is promiscuous. It

I went on a date with a woman everyone knows is promiscuous. It felt like waiting 3 hours in line to go on a ride at Disneyland.

If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should

If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.

45 Cents

A daughter calls her mother & says “I’m divorcing Nathan. All he wants is 6ex, 6ex and more 6ex. My v@gina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece.”

Her mother says: “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8-bedroom mansion! You drive a $250,000 Ferrari! You get $2,000 a week allowance! You take 6 vacations a year! … and, You want to throw all that away over 45 cents?”