Dark Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Pink Smoke Girl

If The Smoke Is Pink, It’s Girl. If It’s Blue, It’s A Boy

The Smoke:

GIRL

I gave you everything

I know. I’m on 7 antibiotics

being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love

Unless you are home alone

Or in prison.

When she says she likes it rough but starts crying when you kick her in the head

Her. I have multiple personality disorder

Him: Do any of them like anal?

I CAN’T BREATHE

Just Unbutton your Pants

When you’re fucking a girl in the butt and a balloon of heroin plops out

Don’t mind if I do.

if I was a worm I’d sleep in and make those early birds feel so fuckin dumb

The first thing black ppl say when it’s a mass shooting.

The only chick you can fuck raw dog without having to worry about paying child support