Her. I have multiple personality disorder
Him: Do any of them like anal?
Dark jokes, grim memes, and humor with the lights off and the judgment missing from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

When you’re fucking a girl in the butt and a balloon of heroin plops out
Don’t mind if I do.

The only chick you can fuck raw dog without having to worry about paying child support

My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he’s doing.
If you really love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, chain it to a pipe in the basement, because you don’t want to take a chance like that twice.