Tone: dark

Dark jokes, grim memes, and humor with the lights off and the judgment missing from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Domestic Dispute

    Domestic Dispute

    “Sir, did you make a 911 call concerning a domestic dispute?”

  • You Can’t Milk a Cow for 2,000 Years

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    Content note: religion-targeted insult humor. Review before publishing.

    What’s the difference between a cow and a crucifixion?

    You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years.

  • Need Cash Alcohol Research

    Need Cash Alcohol Research

    NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

  • Eating a Vegetable

    Q: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

    A: Putting her back into her wheelchair.

  • Titanic Boat

    Titanic Boat

    A sunken sailboat at a marina named TITANIC

  • If At First You Don’t Succeed

    If at first you don’t succeed, blackmail everyone who saw you fail. Unless what you failed at is blackmail — then you’ll have to go straight to murder.

  • Mr Foley Halloween Candy

    Mr Foley Halloween Candy

    Once again Mr. Foley figures that he saves nearly twenty dollars per year on Halloween candy.

  • Fuckface

    Fuckface

    I named him after my ex-boyfriend…

    FUCKFACE!

  • Dark Humor Warning: Shocking Punchline Ahead

    This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.

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    “Why?” asks the girl.

    “Because I want to try something different,” says the guy.

    “That’s perverted!” says the girl.

    “What did you say?” asks the guy.

    “I said that’s perverted.”

    “I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure I heard properly – what did you say?”

    “I said that’s perverted.”

    “Shit,” says the guy, “that’s a big word for a five year-old.”

  • Why Would I Pick You

    Why Would I Pick You

    Me : Dad, am i adopted ?

    Dad : No, why the fuck would i pick you ?