Dark jokes, grim memes, and humor with the lights off and the judgment missing from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
A doctor calls his patient and says, “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”
The patient asks, “What is the bad news?”
The doctor replies, “Your test results came back and say that you have a fatal condition that will cause your death in 24 hours.”
The patient says, “That’s terrible! What is the very bad news?”
The doctor replies, “The results came back yesterday, but I was busy playing golf.”
Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses. The other calls 911, panicking: “I’m out hunting with my friend. He just fell over, his eyes rolled back in his head, and he’s not breathing. I think he’s dead! What can I do?”
The operator calmly replies: “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s really dead.” The phone gets quiet at the 911 emergency services’ end for a few seconds, then a gunshot is heard.
The caller returns: “OK, that’s taken care of — now what?”
Why do baby diapers have names like “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers,” while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”?
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper’em. When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!
