This one different, he lookin for his father
Pixar Presents: Finding Negro
Tone: dark
Dark jokes, grim memes, and humor with the lights off and the judgment missing from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Why Am I Black and You’re White? Lucky You Don’t Bark
A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”
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Call a Girl Beautiful 1000 Times She Won’t Notice, Call Her Fat Once She’ll Never Forget
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.
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Sex Position #189: The John Wilkes Booth
SEX POSITION #189: THE JOHN WILKES BOOTH
YOU BLOW A LOAD ON THE BACK OF SOMEONE’S HEAD IN A MOVIE THEATER AND TRY TO ESCAPE BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT.
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Killing Black People Is Like Saying the N-Word
Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
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When Pigeons Have Sex They Die – Well the One I Fucked Did
Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?
Really?
Well the one I fucked did
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The Vatican Canceled Easter – This Year Jesus Stays Dead
The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
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People Can Be So Easy to Read
PEOPLE CAN BE SO EASY TO READ. LIKE IF THEIR FACE IS RED, THEY’RE EMBARRASSED.
OR IF THEIR SKIN IS BLACK, THEY’RE ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME.
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Can You Find the Black Guy?
Can you find the black guy?
No. Because he is a human just like the rest of us
Just kidding he is in jail
