When you just got done clapping some single mom cheeks and need to hydrate for the next round
Tone: edgy
Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Dolphins Are the Only Animals Other Than Humans That Enjoy Sex
DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS OTHER THAN HUMANS THAT ENJOY SEX.
I HAD TO FUCK A LOT OF ANIMALS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
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Greta Watching You Sit on a Plastic Dildo Instead of a Cucumber
Greta watching you sit on a plastic dildo instead of a cucumber
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Hi I’m Howard Cosell and You’re Not Going to Believe the Shit I’m About to Tell You
Hi I’m Howard Cosell and I just looked into the future and you’re not going to believe the Shit I’m about to tell you!!
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The Other Day I Went to a Paraplegic Strip Club
The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
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And Now My Little Boy, I Gonna Insert My Second Finger
AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,
I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER
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What Are You Doing Father
“What are you doing father?”
“It’s called masturbating, you’ll be doing this soon”
“Why father?”
“Because my wrist is killing me!”
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If Your Weekend Didn’t End Like This
If your weekend didn’t end like this don’t waste your breath tellin me about it.
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When the Grandkids Are Playing Fortnite But You’re Upstairs Playing Tomb Raider
When the grand kids are playing fortnite but you’re upstairs playing tomb raider
