Kids today have it too easy, all they have to do is click to watch a midget fuck a goat. We had to buy a goat and capture a midget.
Tone: edgy
Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook
Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”
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Black Friday – Use Promo Code George Floyd and Save 100%
BLACK FRIDAY
by @MarkDice
USE PROMO CODE “GEORGE FLOYD” AND SAVE 100%
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Portable Masturbation Hut
Portable Masturbation Hut
How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to sprint to the closet seconds before squirting your jort! thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discretely bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.
#GK3945…………..99
Warning: Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified!
“I’m in me!”
Just beat it…on the go!
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I Once Dated a Girl With a Twin
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.
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Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual
Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
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Even a Small Gift Could Mean So Much
Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today.
Hear that little buddy?
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February Used to Have 31 Days
February used to have 31 days and then 3 of them got stolen. That’s when it was named Black History Month.
