Tone: humor

Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Load In The Dishwasher

    Load In The Dishwasher

    Stop it. I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher

    Yeah…Me Too!

  • Late For The Couch

    Late For The Couch

    I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch

  • Sensitive Data

    Sensitive Data

    Rule 1: Never publicly share sensitive Data over the Internet

  • Fat Bottomed Girls Freddie

    Fat Bottomed Girls Freddie

    Her: He’s probably thinking about fat bottomed girls

    Him:

  • Airwrecka McBride

    Airwrecka McBride

    I’ve been spelling Erica wrong my entire life.

    AIRWRECKA McBRIDE – PARENT

  • 5ft Apart Never Caught

    5ft Apart Never Caught

    Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020

    AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER

  • Home Alone With My Penis

    Home Alone With My Penis

    When I’m home alone with my penis

  • Four Inches Is A Lot

    Four Inches Is A Lot

    Crush: I just cut off four inches of my hair

    Me: so

    Crush: four inches is a lot

    Me:

  • Constipated Memory

    Constipated Memory

    Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet

    me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:

    I have no memory of this place.

  • Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    WHEEL OF FORTUNE

    IS IT BAD THAT I LAUGH WHEN THIS GUY SAYS “I’D LIKE TO BUY AN I”