When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp
mellencamp
To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”
Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Steal the Declaration of Independence
We can steal your man
@lordflaconegro
Shawty in the back look like she gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
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It Looks Like You’re Pregnant
it looks like you’re pregnant
I’m pregnant?!
No, but it looks like you are.
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First Day as a Cop
[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but i’m not much of a dancer
