WHEN YOU WASH YOUR ASS FIRST THEN WASH YOUR FACE
Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Junior Bacon Cheeseburger
Chel: Having your first son and not making him a Jr is crazy to me
Lado: yall be naming yall sons jr. with no father
junior what…. junior bacon cheeseburger?
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This Contest Is Hard
Jon @ArfMeasures
Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard
11:15 AM – 31 May 19 – Twitter for Android
2,711 Retweets 20K Likes
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Nose Grazes the Butt-Clit
When she’s slurping your meat from behind and her nose grazes your butt-clit ever so gently
I’m gonna squirt!
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Cookie Monster Wasting Cookies
rob elliott @rockymomax
The amount of cookies I’ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick
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Love Shaq
“I can’t end my messages with ‘Love, Shaq’, because the B-52s ruined that for me”
~ Shaquille O’Neal
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Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger
“Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass”
Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa
PROCON Campina
PREFEITURA MUNICIPAL DE CAMPINA SECRETARIA MUNICIPAL DE ASSUNTOS JURÍDICOS Departamento de Proteção ao Consumidor
disque 151 www.procon.campina.sp.gov.br
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Mellencamp
When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp
mellencamp
To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”
