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Deer Priorities

Deer when they hear a twig snap within a 3 mile radius

Deer when a 25,000 lb semi truck is barreling at them at 80mph

My girlfriend’s been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby’s gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing

WHEN YOU WASH YOUR ASS FIRST THEN WASH YOUR FACE

Chel: Having your first son and not making him a Jr is crazy to me

Lado: yall be naming yall sons jr. with no father

junior what…. junior bacon cheeseburger?

Jon @ArfMeasures

Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

11:15 AM – 31 May 19 – Twitter for Android

2,711 Retweets 20K Likes

When she’s slurping your meat from behind and her nose grazes your butt-clit ever so gently

I’m gonna squirt!

rob elliott @rockymomax

The amount of cookies I’ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick

when she comes in drunk but you

sober

eat my ass

PLS STOP

“I can’t end my messages with ‘Love, Shaq’, because the B-52s ruined that for me”

~ Shaquille O’Neal

“Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass”

Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa

PROCON Campina

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