MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX
I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME
Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Luck Be in the Air Tonight – I Definitely Guessed That Answer Horribly Wrong
annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight
tinylesbianarms: well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.
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Golden O’ral – Don’t Fall for This Trap, Only Got a Shitty Buffet
Don’t fall for this trap! I expected a good time but only got a shitty buffet instead
golden o’ral
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Me: Trying the Ol’ Yawn/Reach Around the Shoulder Trick – Other Guy at Urinal: Hey
andrew @AndrewChamings
me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
other guy at urinal: hey
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NuDen – Only Stripper in the World With 3 Boobs
NuDen – what’s your fantasy?
ONLY STRIPPER IN THE WORLD WITH 3 BOOBS
JUNE 13-16 AMAZING
Plan your summer accordingly.
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Always Remember Someone Somewhere Is Having a Worse Day Than You
Always remember
someone, somewhere is
having a worse day than
you
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City Girls vs Country Girls – Wrong Road vs Fuck My Dad
CITY GIRLS BE LIKE “WE TOOK THE WRONG ROAD”
MUD & TRUCKS
COUNTRY GIRLS BE LIKE “SLIDE OVER, I’m gonna fuck my dad”
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow
“Spirit animals don’t exi-“
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.
