“Spirit animals don’t exi-“
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.
Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
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Family Names Used to Be Based on Occupation – Hmm, Says Dickinson
Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm
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The Classic Move
Me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
Other guy at urinal: hey
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Looking to Purchase a Kitten Under – Must Be in Mint Condition
Looking to purchase a kitten under 10$. Must be in mint condition
I have a black baby
Looking for a kitten but thanks
Lol it is a kitten
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Disney Animator in the 70’s: None of You Get This but Wait 50 Years
disney animator in the 70’s: none of you get this but wait 50 years
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
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I Thought Pineapple Was Supposed to Make Your Cum Taste Better
I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful
