Tone: ironic

Ironic humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Gynaecologist

    A beautiful, sassy lady got into a compartment where three men were seated. They were staring at her. She said if they gave one dollar each, she would show her legs.

    Immediately, three dollars fell onto her lap.

    She lifted her dress to her knees. Indeed, the legs were nice.

    Then she said, “Five dollars each, I’ll show my thighs.” Came fifteen dollars, and she lifted her dress high up till her panties.

    Then the bomb came.

    “Thirty dollars each, I will show where my gynaecologist operated on me.”

    Salivating, the three men gave the money.

    A station was nearing and the train slowed down. She showed the hospital next to the station — “This is where my gynaecologist operated on me” — and got off the train.

  • You Ain’t That Straight

    You Ain’t That Straight

    Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.

    I said, “Well, you ain’t that straight.”

  • Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve

    Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve

    DURING THIS PROSTATE EXAM, PLEASE TRY NOT TO GET AN ERECTION, DAVE

    MY NAME IS STEVE

    YEAH I KNOW…

    MY NAME IS DAVE

    SLIPSHOD SQUIGGLES

  • Blacks for Trump

    Blacks for Trump

    BLACKS FOR TRUMP

    LAZY FUCKS, CAN’T EVEN HOLD UP THEIR OWN SIGNS

  • Nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me

    I shot the sheriff and the deputy.
    Now there’s nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me from being together!