How cute, he’s dreaming of his first arrest.
Tone: ironic
Ironic humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My Wife Paid Off Our House and Vehicles With Her OnlyFans Account
MY WIFE PAID OFF OUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES WITH HER ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
SHE’S GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
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Unforgettable Lines From Legendary 70s Movies
We will never forget these unforgettable lines from some legendary 70’s movies
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! — Robert Duvall
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. — Roy Scheider
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! — Clint Eastwood
ghag gagh gaagh ghaagh gaagh gaargh — Linda Lovelace
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Back Before the Internet the Good Old Sears Catalog
Yep, back before the Internet the good old Sears catalog would get the job done. 💪💪
UNDERWIRED
UNDERWIRED SLIGHTLY PADDED
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Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress
SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS
ASSES
…AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.
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Are You Trying to Tell Me This Guy Couldn’t Breath??
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THIS GUY COULDN’T BREATH??
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Even a Small Gift Could Mean So Much
Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today.
Hear that little buddy?
