This is getting out of control
US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner
Tone: ironic
Ironic humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Love Do You Want Kids? Absolutely Not – Children We Need to Talk
Love, do you want kids?
Absolutely Not
Me Neither
Children, we need to talk
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This Was in My Dentist’s Waiting Room – Gollum Before and After
This was in my dentist’s waiting room
Før… Efter…
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Game Show Idea: 11 Gay Men and 1 Straight Man – None of the Men Are Actually Gay
Game Show Idea:
11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn’t gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.
Now here’s the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.
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Can You Give the Kids a Talk on Drugs – I Talk a Lot of Shit When I’m High
Wife: Can you give the kids a talk on drugs?
Me: Ok but I talk a lot of shit when I’m high
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Dog: Drop the Ball – Dog: Go Fuck Yourself
Dog: You are my life. My purpose. I will do anything for you
Human: Drop the ball
Dog: Go fuck yourself
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If Size Doesn’t Matter Why Are There No 3 Inch Dildos
If size doesn’t matter why are there no 3 inch dildos
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Taco Bell
Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.
At least they both agree that it is Mexican.
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Samantha 25 – I Like It Rough
Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.
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I Just Found Out That Cock Fighting Is Done With Chickens – 2 Years of Training I’ll Never Get Back
John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
