MY WIFE PAID OFF OUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES WITH HER ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
SHE’S GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
Tone: ironic
Ironic humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Unforgettable Lines From Legendary 70s Movies
We will never forget these unforgettable lines from some legendary 70’s movies
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! — Robert Duvall
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. — Roy Scheider
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! — Clint Eastwood
ghag gagh gaagh ghaagh gaagh gaargh — Linda Lovelace
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Back Before the Internet the Good Old Sears Catalog
Yep, back before the Internet the good old Sears catalog would get the job done. 💪💪
UNDERWIRED
UNDERWIRED SLIGHTLY PADDED
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Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress
SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS
ASSES
…AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.
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Are You Trying to Tell Me This Guy Couldn’t Breath??
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THIS GUY COULDN’T BREATH??
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Even a Small Gift Could Mean So Much
Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today.
Hear that little buddy?
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
