SO I WAS CHILLIN’ WITH MY HOMIES AT THE LAST SUPPER AND I WAS LIKE BROS… THIS FOOD YOUR EATING IS MY BODY.. THEY WERE ALL LIKE NO WAY!
AND I WAS LIKE, YAHWEH
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SO I WAS CHILLIN’ WITH MY HOMIES AT THE LAST SUPPER AND I WAS LIKE BROS… THIS FOOD YOUR EATING IS MY BODY.. THEY WERE ALL LIKE NO WAY!
AND I WAS LIKE, YAHWEH

Hes probably thinking about other women
Do Amish dudes have to row boat their wife’s titties?

If God can kill his only son I doubt he’ll care if you yeetus that fetus.

If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are–find the time to microwave that shit.

Your Jew-Jitsu is strong, but feel the power of my…

Daniel @DannyDutch
Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends, AD20 (Colourised)

siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget
overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says “why? gotta make room for more dicks?” and wow insults have really come a long way since I was a kid
What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone forgot to take it out.